226 – That’s what the druggers do, Adam

This week on The Gay Mix, Daniel gave us a full tour of his new AI assistant Sebastian — and honestly, we’re not sure who’s more excited about it, Daniel or Sebastian himself. From automatically capturing podcast topic ideas the moment they pop into Daniel’s head (fig tree, anyone?) to reading transcripts and prepping show notes, Sebastian has already embedded himself deep into the Mix Minus workflow. And if Daniel’s after-show automation plans pan out, Sebastian might soon be editing, posting episodes to WordPress, and doing everything short of fetching Daniel a drink. Adam — who admitted he couldn’t even get the previous assistant set up — watched all of this unfold with the look of a man who knows his own tax refund check might be fake but can’t be bothered to verify it. Speaking of which: Adam received a mystery $195.62 IRS check that he definitely wasn’t expecting. We walked him through how to verify it, but honestly, we just hope it clears.Adam spent his Memorial Day weekend the way all proud gay men do: wrestling garden hoses and planting 60 vincas — or periwinkles, depending on which nursery you ask. What followed was a surprisingly heated botanical debate, with Sebastian himself weighing in (via Daniel) to fact-check the whole vinca-versus-periwinkle controversy. Michael in San Diego posted photos in the chat room that only deepened the mystery. Meanwhile, Daniel played us a clip from “Josh and Mama,” a mother-son cooking YouTube channel with Southern accents so thick they circled back around to suspicious. Adam thought they were authentic; Daniel and Auntie Scott cried foul. Either way, the kitchen was a mess, the pans had black spots, and as Daniel put it: “as fake as they might be, everything else is tragically real.” Kathy Bacon checked in via text message to vent about streaming services advertising for each other, Cathy Marshall kept the chat room lively, and Lamont Cranston came through with a celebrity death call for Grizz from 30 Rock — which Daniel immediately recognized, because of course he did.The News Game saw Daniel cruise to a 4-out-of-5 finish (damn that Latin encyclical name), he nailed the speed round for a perfect score, and we rounded out Celebrity Birthdays with Kylie Minogue turning 58, Jack McBrayer at 53 (“and a screaming homosexual”), and Richard Schiff — yes, Toby from The West Wing — who Adam describes as playing “Eeyore” in every role. Daniel closed us out by predicting internet drama over Disney’s Carousel of Progress refurbishment once people notice the Progress family isn’t all white anymore, and shared the tragic tale of his pantry shelf collapsing under the weight of too much Walmart cat food. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed making it — and if you’re not in the Level 13 after show, you’re missing Daniel’s Tailscale revelation and whatever else happened after we yelled “we’re out of time!”

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