Now that I know that only Gary reads these descriptions, I can just tailor it to him. So, Gary, you were in the room for most of the first part of the show, but when you fell asleep after one too many Baptist beers, there was a news quiz and a lovely discussion about how realistic dog girl looked. Congratulations on getting an entry into the contest and an extra $2 added to the pot simply by reading the episode description!
If by some chance anyone else is reading this; you can get an entry into our contest and increase the pot by $2 if you leave us a voicemail and cut it short because you are interrupted by something. I will leave the “something” up to you.